I'm Dreamin' of a MOIST Christmas

I'm dreaming of a moist christmas,
Just like the only ones I know
Where the treetops glisten as rain is pissin'
Down a carol singer's nose

I'm dreaming of a moist Christmas,
With every christmas card I get
And my days are filled with regret
Because all my Christmases are wet

You're dreaming of a moist Christmas,
And you can bet on that, I know
But your days are filled with regret
Because all your Christmases are wet

You're dreaming of a moist christmas,
Playing Christmas snow roulette
May you win your Christmas snow bet
But I'm betting Christmas will be wet

And my days are filled with regret
Because all my Christmases are wet



Season's greetings to all.

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