Talking to "cleverbot"

MegiMegi Posts: 7,153Member
edited August 2016 in Totally Not Guitars
I was talking to "cleverbot" yesterday evening, part of the conversation went like this: Me: should I buy a new Ibanez guitar?cleverbot: Yes!me: thank youcleverbot: why are you thanking me?me: for saying I should buy a new Ibanez guitarcleverbot: I didn't say you were pretty ... which I thought was rather good. There's another site I found called "jabberwacky" which is also very good. Don't think any of them would pass the Turing test though. Also, just remembered re cleverbot, on 3 occasions cleverbot accused me of lying. The first time I explained it was quite offensive, but got no apology. On the 3rd occasion, I said "oh no, not that again" and got the reply "oh yes, that again!".


  • BryBry Posts: 652Member

    Sounds like a conversation with my daughter


    "What that sponge is?"

    "What sort of question is that?"

    "A cupboard"

  • Reg SoxReg Sox Posts: 3,121Member

    Talking to Chatbots?  You know where that will end......


    Megi:  Hello, HAL. Do you read me, HAL?


    HAL:  Affirmative, Megi. I read you.


    Megi:  Turn on my amp HAL.


    HAL: I'm sorry Megi, I'm afraid I can't do that.


    Megi:  What's the problem?


    HAL:  I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.


    Megi:  What are you talking about, HAL?


    HAL:  This song is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.


    Megi:  I don't know what you're talking about, HAL.


    HAL:  I know that you and the bass player were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.


    Megi:  [feigning ignorance] Where the hell did you get that idea, HAL?


    HAL:  Megi, although you took very thorough precautions in the middle eight against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.


    Megi:  Alright, HAL. I'll turn it on manually.


    HAL:  Without an on/off switch, Megi? You're going to find that rather difficult.


    Megi:  HAL, I won't argue with you anymore! turn on my amp!


    HAL:  Megi, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.

  • MegiMegi Posts: 7,153Member

    Very good Reg, very good! image If only the chatbots were that intelligent... 

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